Jonathan Coulton – The Town Crotch (Ukulele)

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Chords

Source: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/The_Town_Crotch/Tabs Original Chords: M_pony
    F                              F
The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road

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 It was almost cold enough to snow

Am                                Em
 None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride

       F                 F  D7
In the back of someone's G-TO

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 She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup

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 It was like I'd never seen a girl before

Am                          Em
 Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair

         F            F        D7
With the hair she was six foot four

D#       Edim(x2313x)   F           F#dim(xx2323) 
 I recognized.. her face.. right away
[chorus]
                F
She was the town crotch

                    F
She was good to go anytime

                F
She was the town crotch

                       F
But I loved her like she was mine

           D                              F
There's a lot of things I don't remember now

                        C/F    F    F
But I remember the town crotch

                    C/F    F    F
I remember the town crotch

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I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat

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 You can hardly taste the alcohol

Am                                 Em
 Watched her from a distance but I never said a word

      F           F          D7
I was young and I felt so small

D#      Edim      F          F#dim
 I was no one then, who was I?
[repeat chorus]
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 We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars

C/F                F               F
 Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire

C/F                 F          F
 We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars

C/F                   F               D7
 Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire

    F                             F
The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran

   F                                F
My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride

    Am                             Em
She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down

          F       F       D7
She said "Hey kid, get inside".

D#          Edim     F                F#dim
 Then she asked my name and drove me home

                F
She was the town crotch

                    F
She was good to go anytime

                F
She was the town crotch

                       F
But I loved her like she was mine

           D                              F
There's a lot of things I don't remember now

                        C/F    F    F
But I remember the town crotch

                    C/F    F    F
I remember the town crotch

                    C/F    F    F
I remember the town crotch
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