Jonathan Coulton – Still Alive (Guitar)

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Important! This is not the version found in the credits to Valve's game Portal, that is in the key D. This is Jonathan Coulton's version in the key of A, when you see him play it live, or all for that matter, it is in A. I will go over both ways to play this version.
First is the capoed version with any standard capo on the seventh fret.  This is the 
pattern for the verse, rinse and repeat as many times as necessary. With capo the chords 
D and Bm.
e|----------9--------------9----------|
B|------10-----10------10-----10------|
G|---9-------------11-------------9---|
D|------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------|

 Bm         D         Bm         D
This was a triumph

Bm           D          Bm       D        Bm
I’m making a note here: huge success

Em               A             D    Bm    D
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

Bm       D       Bm       D
Aperture Science

Bm            D      Bm       D       Bm
We do what we must because we can

Em              A
For the good of all of us

BbM7
Except the ones who are dead

F                    C           Bb       F
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake

F                C               Bb         F
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

Gm                   C            F           Dm*
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

B                      A      D    Bm   D
For the people who are still alive

Bm           D         Bm         D
I’m not even angry

Bm        D     Bm         D        Bm
I’m being so sincere right now

Em              A                  D        Bm    D
Even though you broke my heart and killed me

Bm             D       Bm       D
And tore me to pieces

Bm              D      Bm    D       Bm
And threw every piece into a fire

Em                A
As they burned it hurt because

BbM7
I was so happy for you

F                   C           Bb        F
Now these points of data make a beautiful line

F                C             Bb         F
And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time

Gm                C                F                 Dm*
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned

B                      A      D    Bm   D
For the people who are still alive

Bm           D         Bm         D
Go ahead and leave me

Bm             D      Bm     D        Bm
I think I’d prefer to stay inside

Em                A               D        Bm    D
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you

Bm          D       Bm       D
Maybe Black Mesa

Bm         D        Bm      D       Bm
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance

Em          A
Anyway this cake is great

BbM7
It’s so delicious and moist

F                C                    Bb         F
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do

F               C                 Bb           F
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you

Gm                  C             F              Dm*
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done

B                     A      D    Bm   D
On the people who are still alive

       Bm        D         Bm     D
And believe me I am still alive

          Bm          D          Bm     D
I’m doing science and I’m still alive

       Bm            D          Bm     D
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive

                 Bm         D         Bm     D
And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive

                Bm          D         Bm     D
And when you’re dead I will be still alive

D      Bm
Still alive

D      Bm
Still alive
The second version can be played sans capo using open chords, but is slightly harder. capo the verse is played using A and F#.
e|--------------------------------|
B|---------2------------2---------|
G|------2-----2------2-----2------|
D|---2-----------4------------2---|
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|

            A         F#m        A
This was a triumph

F#m          A          F#m      A        F#m
I’m making a note here: huge success

Bm               E             A    F#m   A
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

F#m      A       F#m      A
Aperture Science

F#m           A      F#m      A       F#m
We do what we must because we can

Bm              E
For the good of all of us

FM7
Except the ones who are dead

C                    G           F        C
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake

C                G               F          C
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

Dm                   G            C           Am*
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

F                      E      A    F#m  A
For the people who are still alive

F#m          A         F#m        A
I’m not even angry

F#m       A     F#m        A        F#m
I’m being so sincere right now

Bm              E                  A        F#m    A
Even though you broke my heart and killed me

F#m            A       F#m       A
And tore me to pieces

F#m             A      F#m   A       F#m
And threw every piece into a fire

Bm                E
As they burned it hurt because

FM7
I was so happy for you

C                   G           F         C
Now these points of data make a beautiful line

C                G             F          C
And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time

Dm                G                C                 Am*
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned

F                      E      A    F#m  A
For the people who are still alive

F#m          A         F#m        A
Go ahead and leave me

F#m            A      F#m    A        F#m
I think I’d prefer to stay inside

Bm                E               A        F#m   A
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you

F#m         A       F#m      A
Maybe Black Mesa

F#m        A        F#m     A       F#m
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance

Bm          E
Anyway this cake is great

FM7
It’s so delicious and moist

C                G                    F          C
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do

C               G                 F           C
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you

Dm                  G             C              Am*
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done

F                     E      A    F#m  A
On the people who are still alive

       F#m       A         F#m    A
And believe me I am still alive

          F#m         A          F#m    A
I’m doing science and I’m still alive

       F#m           A          F#m    A
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive

                 F#m        A         F#m    A
And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive

                F#m         A         F#m    A
And when you’re dead I will be still alive

A      F#m
Still alive

A      F#m
Still alive
Before each chord with an asterisk [*], it adds a good effect if you strum open once the chord before the asterisk chord, which will be either a Dm or an Am depending on the version.