Jonathan Coulton – Skullcrusher Mountain (Ukulele)

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Chords E 022100 Esus4 022200
E7 022130
A 577655 (Used in bridge only)
A x02220 Am x02210 Bm x24432 B7 x21202 D7 xx0212 G#m 466444 C#7 x43404 F#m 244222 Intro: |E |Esus4 |E |Esus4 |
E                    Esus4                E       Esus4
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain

  E                             Esus4
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far

          E7
I see you met my assistant Scarface

      A                     E
His appearance is quite disturbing

        A                       B7
but I assure you he's harmless enough

       A                    E
He's a sweetheart, calls me Master

             A      B7      A      B7    
And he has a way of finding pretty things

    A                B7
and bringing them to me
Chorus
E
I'm so into you

        Bm
But I'm way too smart for you

        A
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

           Am
I'm not surprised that you agree

             E
If you could find some way to be

             Bm
A little bit less afraid of me

              A
You'd see the voices that control me

       Am
from inside my head

    D7                 E       Esus4 
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet

  E                        Esus4             E         Esus4
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

E                          Esus4
But I get the feeling that you don't like it

E7
What's with all the screaming?

         A                 E
You like monkeys, you like ponies

          A                      B7
Maybe you don't like monsters so much

        A             E
Maybe I used too many monkeys

         A         B7          A        B7
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony

A                 B7
making a gift for you?
Chorus
E
I'm so into you

        Bm
But I'm way too smart for you

        A
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

           Am
I'm not surprised that you agree

             E
If you could find some way to be

             Bm
A little bit less afraid of me

              A
You'd see the voices that control me

       Am
from inside my head

    D7                 E       Esus4 E E7
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet
Bridge
            A                         G#m
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine

         A                  B7           
While up above the waves my doomsday squad

  E             E7
ignites the atmosphere

            A                   
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives

    G#m             C#7
may find it quite explosive

        F#m                              A                B7
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here
Verse 3
    E                         Esus4                E       Esus4
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain

   E                             Esus4
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack

         E7
Would it kill you to be civil?

          A                  E
I've been patient, I've been gracious

         A                        B7
And this mountain is covered with wolves

          A                  E
Hear them howling, my hungry children

                 A        B7     A     B7
Maybe you should stay and have another drink

    A                  B7
and think about me and you
Final Chorus
E
I'm so into you

        Bm
But I'm way too smart for you

        A
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

           Am
I'm not surprised that you agree

             E
If you could find some way to be

             Bm
A little bit less afraid of me

              A
You'd see the voices that control me

       Am
from inside my head

    D7                 E 
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

D7                 E
I shouldn't kill you yet

D7                 E    Esus E
I shouldn't kill you yet