Jonathan Coulton – Screwed (Ukulele)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Chord List in order of appearance:
F F G7 G C/F E7 Am Dm7 G7 C#m7b5 Gsus4
E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---| B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---| G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---| D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---| A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------| E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|
I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.
(fig.1) (fig.2) E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----| B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----| G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----| D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----| A-----------------|------------------| E-----------------|----------3-------|
Thats all you need, now heres the song.
F F G7 G
F C/F F
F F G7 G F F G7 G Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze F F G7 G F F F Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news F F G7 G F F G7 G Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried F F G7 G F F F All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died E7 Am E7 Am I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette G F G F I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet E7 Am E7 Am I just signed it, I never reviewed G7 Dm7 All the fine print you wrote out G7 Now I guess I'm F F G7 G screwed
F C/F F
F F G7 G F F G7 G Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip F F G7 G F F F Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip F F G7 G F F G7 G Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man F F G7 G F F F He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand E7 Am E7 Am I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett G F G F I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet E7 Am E7 Am I just signed it, I never reviewed G7 Dm7 All the fine print you wrote out G7 Now I guess I'm F F G7 G screwed
F C/F F
C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again, It never ends
C#m7b5 F G Gsus4 G I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1)
I got lots of money, I got lots of friends
C#m7b5 F G Gsus4 G Just like Meatloaf got a record deal F F G7 G F F G7 G Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time F F G7 G F F F Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime F F G7 G F F G7 G Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake F F G7 G F F F Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take E7 Am E7 Am I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette G F G F I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet E7 Am E7 Am I just signed it, I never reviewed G7 Dm7 All the fine print you wrote out G7 Now I guess I'm F F G7 G screwed
F C/F F
Have fun,
Dave
Email: [email protected]
Guitar Tab Legend:
h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)