Jonathan Coulton – Re Your Brains (Guitar Acoustic)

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Verse Strumming pattern basis D D d u D d u D d u 1 2 & a 3 & a 4 & a Notes: 1. The lower-case letters are quieter. Essentially he emphasizes the quarter note by strumming hard on it and then the inner notes are quieter). Strumming hard on every beat gives it the sense of an inexorable zombie march :-) 2. He varies this frequently in the song, but this is the foundation. If you want to get a sense of how he does it live, the Youtube video from LA (title: "Jonathan Coulton in LA -13- Re:Your Brains") is a great reference. Riff 1
e|-3-------3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
B|-0-------0---0-0-0h1-1-1-1p0-0-0-|
G|-0-------0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0p0-0-0-|
D|-0-------0-------0h2-2-2-2p0-0-0-|
A|-x-------x-------x-x-----x-------|
E|-3-------3-------3-3-----3-------|
   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
Riff 1b
e|-3-------3---3-3-3-3-----3---3-3-|
B|-0-------0---0-0-0h1-----1---0-0-|
G|-0-------0---0-0-0-0-----0---0-0-|
D|-0-------0-------0h2-----2---0-0-|
A|-x-------x-------x-x-----x-------|
E|-3-------3-------3-3-----3-------|
   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
Note: he plays the G note on the bass string with his thumb, but I prefer to play it with my ring finger. Riff 2
e|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-x-x-|
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-x-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-x-|
E|-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-x-x-|
   1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & a
Note: I prefer this version for Riff 2, which he played live. In the acoustic album version, the last two muted strums are replaced with a slide up to a G chord, like so:
e|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2s4-|
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3s5-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3s5-|
E|-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-1s3-|
   1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1
Am x02210 F x33211 C x32010 C/B x2x01x
G       3x0003
Fdim7   xx3434  (Note: he sometimes plays 4x3434 with the thumb on the E string)
Am/G 302210
D7/F#   2x0212
B7/F#   2212xx  (Note: uses thumb on E string, so this creates a walking down bass)
E7 020100 Fm x33111 Cadd9/G 3x0010 Dm xx0231 Ab 466544 Eb x6888x Gdim7 xx5656 Db x4666x Dbm x46654 Csus4 [Intro] Note: this is played live but not on the acoustic album version. Just one beat per chord, leading into the first Am of the verse. C E7 [Verse 1]
Am              F             C               C    C/B
 Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall

Am               F                 G / Riff 1
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Fdim7                          Am              Am/G     D7/F#
 Things have been OK for me, except that I'm a zombie now
D7/F# G / Riff 1b I really wish you'd let us in.
  F                 C                E7         Am   Am/G
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

  F                 C                E7         Am   Am/G
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand

    F                Fm
But here's an FYI... you're all gonna die screaming
[Chorus]
C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains

            C                   G                       F / Riff 2
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains

            Am            Em              F / Riff 2
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise

       F    C    Dm7
If you open up the doors

F         C      F        G        C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
[Verse 2]
Am               F                    C                    C C/B
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

Am                        F               G / Riff 1
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Fdim7                         Am                Am/G           D7/F#
 Maybe that's OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns
D7/F# G / Riff 1b And then you'll have to make the call
    F                C               E7                 Am    Am/G
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough

    F             C       Cadd9/G   B7/F#   E7       Am   Am/G
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff

    F                              Fm
But Tom, that's what I do... and I plan on eating you slowly
[Chorus 2]
C      G           F               G
All we wanna do is eat your brains

            C                   G                       F / Riff 2
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

C      G           F               G
All we wanna do is eat your brains

            Am            Em              F / Riff 2
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise...

       F    C    Dm7
If you open up the doors

F         C      F        G        Ab
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
[Bridge]
            Eb               Gdim7     Db
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can

         Dbm                             Ab
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me

          Eb               Gdim7           Fm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am

          C    E7
I guess I am
[Verse 3]
Am                F                  C                 C  C/B
 I've got another meeting, Tom, maybe we could wrap it up

Am                   F                 G / Riff 1
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Fdim7                            Am                  Am7/G          D7/F#
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
D7/F# G / Riff 1b I guess we'll table this for now
    F               C                E7         Am   Am/G
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well

F                  C                  E7          Am   Am/G
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          F                        Fm
And we'll put this thing to bed... When I bash your head open
[Chorus 3]
C      G           F               G
All we wanna do is eat your brains

            C                   G                       F / Riff2
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

C      G           F               G
All we wanna do is eat your brains

            Am            Em              F / Riff 2
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise...

       F    C      Dm7
If you open up the doors

F         C      F        G        C  Csus4 C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains