Jonathan Coulton – Just As Long As Me (Guitar)

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G 320033 C x32010 D xx0232
 G Pattern         C Pattern         G to D Pattern
e|---3-3------|   |---0-0------|   |---------2----|
B|---3-3------|   |---1-1------|   |---------3----|
G|---0-0------|   |---0-0------|   |---------2----|
D|------------|   |------0h2---|   |---------0----|
A|------0h2---|   |-3--------3-|   |---2-3-4------|
E|-3--------3-|   |------------|   |-3------------|
[Intro] |G |C G|G D|G | [Verse]
       G                           C                   G
It's a sad and awful story and the shorter folks won't care

      G                              D
I'm a man who's simply way to big to love

        G                          C              G
Picture her a tiny thing with tiny ribbons in her hair

                              D
Picture me a monster towering above
[Chorus]
C                               G
I don't care what color hair is growing on her head

                                  D
She doesn't have to be a sight to see

G                               C                G
It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed

                       D               G
Just as long as she is just as long as me
[Vamp] |G |C G|G D|G | [Verse 2]
        G                           C                G
Took an ad out in the paper with my picture and some prose

        G                             D
It said tall and lonely lover seeking same

          G                                 C                      G
Combed my hair and got a shave and bought a long stemmed thornless rose

        G              D               G
When my picture ran my head was out of frame
[Chorus]
C                               G
I don't care what color hair is growing on her head

                                  D
She doesn't have to be a sight to see

G                               C                G
It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed

                       D               G
Just as long as she is just as long as me
[Vamp] |G |C G|G D|G |
      G                             C               G
Every night I have a dream I'm on a mountain in the sky

        G                          D
And the air gets ever thinner as I climb

       G                                C                   G
Then I see the gates of heaven, someone there has caught my eye

                     D              G
She is very tall and finally she is mine
[Chorus]
C                               G
I don't care what color hair is growing on her head

                                  D
She doesn't have to be a sight to see

G                               C                G
It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed

                       D               G
Just as long as she is just as long as me
[Outro]
        G              D               G
Just as long as she is just as long as me
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