Jonathan Coulton – Its Time For Rifftrax (Guitar)

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It's time for RiffTrax (RiffTrax)

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And it's not an easy job

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They watch movies and then make up jokes about them

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And tell their jokes to microphones

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Put the jokes into a file

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On a secret server deep beneath a mountain

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Protected by a dragon

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Who are you going to get to riff those tracks?

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(I don't have a RiffTrax where the riffs are missing)

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Why you always got to pick RiffTrax?

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(Only RiffTrax picks all the tracks worth riffing)

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On some other day, somewhere far away

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You put out weiner wraps and snacks

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You fluff the cushions on your couch and buy a TV

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All your friends come over

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Just imagine their surprise

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When you press "Play" and then instead of just a movie

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They get jokes, professional jokes

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By professional comedy professionals

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Who are you going to get to riff those tracks?

   F#m                             G
(I don't have a RiffTrax where the riffs are missing)

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Why you always got to pick RiffTrax?

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(Only RiffTrax picks all the tracks worth riffing)

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It's your lucky day

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It's time for RiffTrax (RiffTrax)