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Hello, my first time uploading chords here, so feedback appreciated. Also the chords are from Chordify.net , which is an awesome tool for checking out the chords quickly from any song you can prettymuch find from Youtube. (it also lets you upload songs from your computer). All I really did was align the chords to the lyrics so it's easy to sing along :) Intro: C C F C x2
          C                                      F                     C
There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still

             F                         C F-C
There are children making angels in the snow

      F               G
The sunset paints the sky at night

      C       G       Am
An old man works by candlelight

   Dm                       G
A tiny baby smiles and waves hello

        F                  Dm       G     C
In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies

        Bb              Am             G
And the men are happy wearing matching ties

          Bb        F
A pair of poodles

         Ab               C
A broken finger will not bend

          Bb        F
Soup with noodles

         C
A female Klingon's drunk boyfriend

          Bb        F
A sexy lady

               Ab              C
This party's better than it seems

       Bb
Warren Beatty

        F              G
Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams
C C F C x2
     C
A visit to the dentist

     F               C
A place to get some pie

     F                        C F-C
A rainbow floats above a waterfall

      F               G
A ferris wheel, a carousel

     C        G       Am
The landlord never learned to spell

  Dm                        G
Someone put graffiti on the wall

  F                 Dm       G      C
Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star

     Bb              Am          G
And Dwyer's rocking out on air guitar

                Bb        F
A freight train passes

            Ab            C
Someone's grandma owns a gun

               Bb         F
A dog with glasses

             C              C
A strange balloon man has too much fun

                Bb        F
Thumbs up for Slurpees

              Fm                C
If you're receiving then you're not gay

            Bb
A case of herpes

   F                  G          C
As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK
Outro: C C F C F Dm C