Jonathan Coulton – Dont Feed The Trolls (Ukulele)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Verse 1]
D Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell D Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell D G So she only gave it two stars G Worst place ever D She's the kind of person, anyway she tries D Always disappointed so she never feels surprised D G When she is always disappointed
[Pre-chorus 1]
G She holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence G Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you
[Chorus 1]
D A And when the bright lights find you G Don't let your heart get lazy D A Keep all the worst behind you G That stuff will make you crazy Em F#m Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls G A Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[Verse 2]
D Hello operator, please give me number nine D If you disconnect me I think that would be fine D G Because all I can hear is talking G So much talking D Appreciate the outrage, I did the best I could D I thought about your think piece, I don't think it's any good D G And anyway, I didn't read it
[Pre-chorus 2]
G Who writes this stuff? 'Cause it makes no sense G I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me
[Chorus 2]
D A And when the bright lights find you G They're gonna shine right through you D A Keep all the worst behind you G Don't let the words get to you Em F#m Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls G A Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[Verse 3]
D The flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park D Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark D G And we don't have a lot of time left
[Pre-chorus 3]
G You clutch your chest, you fake a heart attack G Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me G Somebody called, they want their something back G I'm not a piece of meat, I guess I'd like to be
[Chorus 3]
D A And when the bright lights find you G Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me D A Keep all the worst behind you G That stuff will make you crazy Em F#m Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls G A Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls Em F#m Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls G A Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
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