Jonathan Coulton – De-Evolving (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
Em G C9 B+
Em G C9 B+
[Verse]
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+ I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+ I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits A Anyway more than I used to G A I used to be so tall and thin G F# Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in
[Chorus]
G D A Asus4 A And I know there's a monkey in the future for you G A D Dsus4 D And there's nothing modern science can do G D F# Bm Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb G D G D I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving A I am de-evolving
[Verse]
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+ I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinner-time Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+ I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign A Anyway more than I used to G A I used to have a little body hair G F# Now I have to use a razor every-where
[Chorus]
G D A Asus4 A And I know there's a monkey in the future for you G A D Dsus4 D And there's nothing modern science can do G D F# Bm Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb G D G D I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving A I am de-evolving
[Bridge]
E Emaj7 Why get so angry at me? E7 A Am E I don't under-stand how you expect me to defend my actions F# B7 Knowing what you now know E Emaj7 E7 Monkey one and monkey two A Am Monkey me and monkey you E Monkey see and monkey F# B7 Em G Do you still love me C9 B+ Em G C9 B+ Now that I'm a monkey?
[Verse]
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+ I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+ I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail in-side my pants A Anyway more than I used to G A I used to see a movie now and then G F# Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong a-gain
[Chorus]
G D A Asus4 A And I know there's a monkey in the future for you G A D Dsus4 D And there's nothing modern science can do G D F# Bm Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb G D G D I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving A I am de-evolving
[Outro]
Em G C9
B+ Em G C9 I'm de-vol-ving B+ Em G C9 De-evol-ving B+ Em G C9 B+ I'm a coal miner's daughter
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