Jonathan Coulton – Christmas Is Interesting (Ukulele)

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I was looking for this song and couldn't find it on the site. Eventually I found it on Coulton's wiki page, and thought I could put it here in cause anyone was looking for it. - JacobTheMe Originally transcribed by unmodisch
Intro is D & G
"Crazy JoCo Edim7" is xx2323 

D                    G       D  
You have put on your feety pajamas

     G          A             D
It's time for a long winter's nap

          G            A          F#m         Bm    
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there

   Em                       A          
He wants you to sit on his lap

D                          G            D
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush

     G           A        Bm
Your wife gets a wig on a chain

Em         A 
He says he can't stay

      F#m        Bm          Em       
Cause he's got a long way to go
A Crazy Joco Edim7 And it's starting to rain
                 G         A  
Christmas is interesting

                    D 
Like a knife in your heart

                 Em        A
Christmas is interesting

                 D
How it tears you apart

                G         A    
Christmas is interesting

                    D
Like a stick in your eye

                   Em       (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting

                        A
That it might make you cry

D                           G           D  
So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist

G              A                 D
Maybe you're a train with square wheels

G              A               F#m         Bm    
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam

Em                       A  
Now you know how Jesus feels

D              G               D
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud

G              A           D
His mansion is lonely and cold

G         A          F#m         Bm    
He can't remember a pleasant December

Em                         A  Edim7
When he wasn't tired and old

              G         A  
Christmas is interesting

                    D 
Like a knife in your heart

                 Em        A
Christmas is interesting

                 D
How it tears you apart

                G         A    
Christmas is interesting

                    D
Like a stick in your eye

                   Em       (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting

                        A
That it might make you cry

          D               G       D  
So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart

G              A          D
You once had a wonderful life

G              A               F#m         Bm   
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car

Em                       A  
You yelled at your favorite wife

  D                   G              D  
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley

G              A          D
He comes to make you feel brave

G              A               F#m         Bm   
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke

Em                       A               Edim7
And a finger that points at your grave

              G         A  
Christmas is interesting

                    D 
Like a knife in your heart

                 Em        A
Christmas is interesting

                 D
How it tears you apart

                G         A    
Christmas is interesting

                    D
Like a stick in your eye

                   Em       (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting

                        A
That it might make you cry