Jon Lajoie – Radio Friendly Song (Guitar)

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It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before.

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Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.

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So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one.

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A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron.

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You assume that the general public is not that stupid.

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You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this.

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But you are wrong…

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They want another stupid mother-fucking,

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lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,

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radio friendly song.

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And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.

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And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.

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Unoriginal melody.

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Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?

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Something’s wrong.           

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While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.

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All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don’t have anything to say.

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I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo fucking gay.

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You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat.

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And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible.

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But you are wrong…

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They want another stupid mother-fucking,

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lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,

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radio friendly song.

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And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.

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And at the office they all love the new radio friendly

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piece of shit oh what a sucky ass piece of shit.

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I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this

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corporate bitch singing stupid mother-fucking,

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lame cock-sucking, cookie-cutter,

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radio friendly piece of shit.