Jon Lajoie – In Different Ways (Ukulele)

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I can see it in your eyes girl

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That you're in the mood for love

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So I light some candles, pour some wine

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Come sit down on the rug

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But there's something I must tell you, babe

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Before we take this step

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Something about me girl

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That you do not know yet

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I have no penis

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In a bicycle accident

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In nineteen ninety nine

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I also lost one testicle

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So all I have is a weird uni-ball

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And a rubber tube, between my legs

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But babe, I can love you in different ways

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I'll make love to you with the rubber tube

       C#m
That I use for urinating

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I'll just tape to Popsicle sticks around it

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Make it easier for penetrating

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And having only one ball

      C#m
Isn't always a bad thing

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It's like a pool ball in a pillow case

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It's like a cherry on a sundae

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I have no penis

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I have no cock

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If it looks like I have a ball

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Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock

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Girl, I know that you're afraid

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But I promise, baby, if you stay

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That I'll put a cucumber in the microwave

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And babe, I will love you in different...

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Just because I don't have cock

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It doesn't mean I can't rock

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Just because I don't have cock

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It doesn't mean I can't rock

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O-o-oh yeah