Jon Lajoie – If I Had Wings (Guitar)

Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings
Chords:
    C      Cmaj7    F       G      C7
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C                  Cmaj7
If I had wings I'd fly away from here

    F                                           C   
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird

               G
They'd be like why do you have wings,

                                               C 
did your mom have sex with a bird or something

C                                Cmaj7
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more

    F                                                   C
But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more

         G
Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers

                                                  C
See through all good looking girls taking showers

C
If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart

      F                                     C
Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart

         G
I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day

                                                         C
And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"

               C7
I'd be high as fuck

F                                   C
And if I could ask god one question

                   Cmaj7              F
I'd ask him what's the meaning of life

F
And he'd probably answer I could tell you

F
But then I'm gonna have to kill you

C     Cmaj7         F
And I just say nevermind

    F
I'm not that curious

   G
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me

C                             Cmaj7
If I had a million dollars how would I spend them

  F                                             C
I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit

       G
And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride

                                               C
Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind

C                   Cmaj7
If I had wings I fly high in sky

G
But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy

C                            F
A regular everyday half-bird guy