Jon Lajoie – High As Fuck (Guitar)

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C/B = x22013 [Intro] C C/B Am G F G C G [Verse 1]

C                           C/B       Am
  Have you ever watched the sun go down?

                              G                    F
And you're thinkin' about the world spinning round

                   G            C   C/B
Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 2]

C                        C/B                   Am
  You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself

                       G                         F
And your dog's looking at you like you need help

                   G            C   C/B
Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 3]

C                          C/B             Am
  Then you feel your heart pumpin' really fast

                                 G                         F
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack

                   G            C   C/B
Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 4]

C                                C/B          Am
  You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm

                            G                       F
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms

                                     G                       C   C/B
You say that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?

[Verse 5]

C                        C/B                Am
  You need snacks so you walk to the corner store

                              G                                     F
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high

                       G                     C   C/B
So you walk around the block to buy some time

[Verse 6]

C               C/B               Am
  You finally decide to go in the store

                                  G                        F
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore

                          G                                 C   C/B
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

[Bridge]

       Am                    C/B      C    C/B
You're walking home and your mouth is dry

                Am
You should have bought some juice and snacks

        C/B      C     C/B
But you were too high

Am             C/B     C      C/B
Thinkin' 'bout ketchup chips

        Am                   C/B    C
And for some reason the game battleship

[Interlude]

C
You start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were kid

And then how as we get older we forget how to play, and just to enjoy ourselves So you say "Guess what, I'm gonna make up a game right now And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat" But then you don't know where to find a porcupine So you go on Ebay and you do a search But people don't sell porcupines on the internet And you say you know what world, you got me cornered again I'm gonna roll another joint [Outro]

C                      C/B
  You ever eat a whole bag of crackers

Am                         G                       F
That were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?

                   G        C
Have you ever been high as fuck?