Jon Lajoie – Everyday Normal Guy 2 (Ukulele)

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I borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords I thought were accurate and added the lyrics. Chords: EADGBe EADGBe Dm - x57765 or xx0231 Gm - 355333 or 310033 Bb - 688766 or x13331 A - 577655 or x02220 Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A

e--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---|
B------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------|
G--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----|
D------------------------------|---------------------------|
A------------------------------|---------------------------|
E------------------------------|---------------------------|
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                                   just  Riff 1:  Dm      Gm      Bb       A
Steve: You want some more of this bitch?                               *back 

         Dm       Gm              Bb            A      
in the heezy.          We do this all year long.*

            Dm                  Gm
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...

   Bb                              A
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another.

           Dm                   Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...

   Bb                        A
I don't have girlfriend, my hand's my only lover.

            Dm                  Gm 
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...

Bb                       A  
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.

            Dm                  Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...

            Bb                        A
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.*

        Dm                               Gm
**I was walking down the street just the other day

            Bb        
I saw these two fine bitches

            A
they were walking my way

             Dm       
"Yo whatchu girls doing tonight?"

           Gm
is what I wanted to say

     Bb
but suddenly I panicked 

          A
my voice started to shake

     Dm
So I put my head down 

            Gm
and I just walked away

                      Bb
I had to catch a bus anyway

    A
It worked out great

           Dm                       Gm
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play

        Bb                         A
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin Ace of Base

    Dm 
Yo what can I say

             Gm
It's just a day in my life

        Bb
I'm up early in the morning

         A
in bed early at night

        Dm
To be productive at work 

        Gm
I gotta be well rested 

 Bb
Yeah muthafucka,

      A
You heard what I just said.**

(same chord progression for the rest of the song) *I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter. I'm just a regular, everyday, normao muthafucka... My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters. I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan. **I'm from a lower middle-class family me and my brothers and sisters played hide and go seek I have good memories from my childhood bitch my favorite toy was my fuckin fire truck bitch I used to play with that muthafucka all day long until I learned about sex from the sears catalog And then I played with my muthafucka all day long about ten tiimes a day man, all year long My favorite song muthafucka I don't like to admit it is a Celine Dion song from the movie titanic "Every night in my dreams, I see you... I feel you..." every time I hear that fuckin shit a tear comes to my eye why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die though I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy sticks and stones break my bones but it's the words that make me cry like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face she really hurt me why'd you call me stupid face? is my face stupid? how is that possible? a person can be stupid but a face, that's impossible shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit** *I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I like the first back to the future but the second one was better. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I like red peppers better than the green ones.* **Oooooohooooo...savin up my money to buy a new dishwasher mine broke about six months ago mother fucker go go go go** (Don't play anything. Just vocals) Go shorty it's your birthday go party like it's your birthday I wasn't invited but it's okay I'll just stay at home and play some video games. Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.