Johnny Paycheck – Me And The Irs (Guitar)

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[Intro] G* G* [Verse]
G
I’m gonna tell the man at the IRS

         C                       G
This old boy hell I’ve had enough

G
Cause the way the big man rakes it in

    A                    D
The little man coughs it up

         G
Well the bite keeps a-getting bigger

                              C
And the pay check’s a getting small

             G   E7
You know the IRS ain’t gonna rest

           A                    G   G* A* G#*
Until they think they’ve got it all
[Chorus]
C
They take out the bucks on a lot of folks

G  N.C.                  F#* G* G#*
   But listen I ain’t one

A
From now on I’m a-keepin’ my pay

D                    D7
  Ain’t gonna deduct none

    G
So erase my name from your record

                         C
Take me off your mailin’ list

        G                  E7
You can write me off cause I ain’t givin’

  A           D   G  G*
A dime to the I.R.S
*** Key change sharp chords or capo 2 *** G G [Verse]
G
Well it’s hard to keep my hands on my woman

           C                G
With Uncle Sam’s hand in my pants

G
And if I can’t afford the music

A                          D
How in the hell am I gonna dance

       G
Now if everybody kicked in his fair share

                        C
I might back up and say yes

        G                       E7
But the big man plays while the little man pays

      A             D   G  G* A  A#  B
So to hell with the I.R.S.
[Chorus]
C
They take out the bucks on a lot of folks

G                        F#* G* G#*
   But sucker I ain’t one

A
From now on I’m a-keepin’ my pay

D                    D7
  Ain’t gonna deduct none

            G
So put your 1040 form where the sun don’t shine

                             C
Straighten out your own damn mess

        G                  E7
You can write me off cause I ain’t givin’

  A           D   G  G* A* B*
A dime to the I.R.S

        G                  E7
You can write me off cause I ain’t givin’

  A           D   G   G*  G*
A dime to the I.R.S
[Spoken]
G                   G
You want to know why  cause they just blow it

G
Hell you could take what they spent

G
Studying the sex habits of the South American Swamp Rat

G                                                 C   G
And keep us all in beer for the next hundred years

              C   G
Blood suckers

G
Did you ever see Dracula in a grey flannel suit

G
Look up you will