John Williamson – My Dad Snores (Guitar)

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My Dad snores, does yours ? My Grandpa snores, too,

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through walls and doors it rumbles right through.

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My Mum's nearly goin' insane,

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though she kicks him again and again.

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What are we going to do ? Your Dad, does he snore too ?

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My Dad snores, does yours? Like an old steam train,

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there he goes again like thunder and rain.

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We tried a peg on his nose,

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when he snores through the TV shows.

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What are we going to do ? Your Dad, does he snore too ?

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My Dad snores, he roars like our old school bus.

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"What's the fuss?", he says, what's the matter with us ?

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So we taped him on a blank cassette,

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but he still doesn't believe us yet,

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What are we going to do ? Your Dad, does he snore too ?

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  My Dad snores, does you