John Williamson – Kitchy Kitchy Koo (Guitar)

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Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo

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You're just a little beautiful boy

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Daddy's gonna buy you a big yellow truck

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And mummy's gonna brush away the fwy

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Oh why do we talk to little kids like this

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I wonder how the hell they understand

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The poor little kids tryin' to sound like us

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And we're tryin' to sound like them

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Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo

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You're just a little beautiful boy

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Daddy's gonna buy you a big yellow truck

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And mummy's gonna brush away the fwy

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr

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Well in comes grandma you reckon she would know

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She's had seven of her own

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She's knitted woolen booties and a cute little bonnet

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And pa's made a toy telephone

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Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo

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He's just a little beautiful boy

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Gran's made a little blue bonnet for you

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And pa's made a useless toy

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr psss, ohh

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Then Mrs Maddigan knocks on the door

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She's made a bunny rug for the cot

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She's a nice lady, she'll understand

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She won't carry on with tommy rot

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Oh Auntie Maggie's made you a rug

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And it's got bunny rabbits on it too

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You're just a little beautiful baby boy

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And oh you've done a really big poo

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr psss, ohh

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr

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Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo

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You're just a little beautiful lad

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You got a little nose like your mummy

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And a big wee wee like your dad

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr psss, ohh

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Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft

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