John Prine – Wedding Day In Funeralville (Guitar)

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It's wedding day in Funeralville

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Your soup spoon's on your right

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The King and Queen will alternate

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With the refrigerator light

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They'll be boxing on the T.V. show

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The colored kids will sing

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Hooray for you and midnight's oil

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Let’s burn the whole damn thing

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Felicia is my dark horse girl

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I'll take her if it rains

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She throws up punch upon the host

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And says many stupid things

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But she ain't so bad when we're all alone

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She's as different as can be

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She's a part a my heart

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Don'tcha pull us apart

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She's like one of the family

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Oh no! Trouble in the attic

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Won't somebody turn on a light

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Got so, so many troubles

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Can't even tell wrong from right

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I'm gonna comb my hair

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Darn my socks, tip my hat

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And say goodnight

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It's wedding day in Funeralville

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What shall I wear tonight?

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It's wedding Day in Funeralville

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What shall I wear tonight?

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My car is stuck in Washington

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And I cannot find out why

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Come sit beside me on the swing

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And watch the angels cry

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It's anybody's ballgame

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It's everybody's fight

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And the streetlamp said as he nodded his head

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It's lonesome out tonight

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Oh no! Trouble in the attic

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Won't somebody turn on a light

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Got so, so many troubles

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Can't even tell wrong from right

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I'm gonna comb my hair

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Darn my socks, tip my hat

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And say goodnight

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It's wedding day in Funeralville

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What shall I wear tonight?

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It's wedding Day in Funeralville

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What shall I wear tonight?