John Prine – Egg And Daughter Nite Lincoln Nebraska 1967 Crazy Bone (Guitar)

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“Egg & Daughter Nite, Lincoln Nebraska 1967 (Crazy Bone)” by John Prine from the album Tree of Forgiveness The song’s actually in the key of Eb, but I’m guessing [intro] D [verse]
       D
If you like your apples sweet

         D
And your streets are not concrete

                                A
You’d be in your bed by 9 every night

          A
Take your hand-spanked, corn-fed gal

         A
And your best friend’s four-eyed pal

     A                                  D
To a treat right down the street that’s dynamite

               D
Well, let your conscience be your guide

       D
If you put your foot inside

    D7                             G
You wish you left your well enough alone

     G
When you got hell to pay,

        D            B7
Put the truth on layaway and

E                A         D
Blame it on that ol’ crazy bone
[Chorus]
      G           D
Crazy bone, crazy bone

         E7                              A
Well you wish you left your well enough alone

     G
When you got hell to pay,

        D            B7
Put the truth on layaway and

    E                A         D
And blame it on that ol’ crazy bone
[Verse]
         D
Don’t be stuck up in Alaska

         D
When you should be up in Nebraska

                                       A
On a Thursday when it’s egg & daughter nite

         A
When the farmers come to town

         A
And they spread them eggs around

         A                                       D
And they drop their daughters down at the roller rink

             D
Well, you’re probably standing there

          D
With your slicked-back Brylcreem hair

     D7                                 G
Your Luckys and your daddy’s fine-tooth comb

        G
If they knew what you were thinking,

       D              B7
They’d run you out of Lincoln

     E                A         D
Just blame it on that ol’ crazy bone.
[Chorus]
      G           D
Crazy bone, crazy bone

         E7                                A
Well you must’ve left your wisdom tooth at home

        G
If they knew what you were thinking,

       D              B7
They’d run you out of Lincoln

     E                A         D
Just blame it on that ol’ crazy bone
[Instrumental] D D D A A A A D [Verse]
         D
When the grandkids all are grown

            D
And they’ve put you in a home

    D                       A
And eternity is approaching fast

             A
Yeah, you’re half out of your head

        A
And you probably pissed the bed

    A                                  D
And you can’t see a thing to save your ass

     D
When far across the prairie

       D
In the local cemetery

     D7
They already got your name

              G
Carved out in stone

     G
When all them nurses say,

          D                 B7
“Grandpa, why you walk that way?”

     E                A         D    B7
Just blame it on that ol’ crazy bone

      E                A
Yeah, blame it on that ol’ crazy
[Chorus]
G           D
Bone, crazy bone

    E7                          A
And everybody in that olD folks home

        G
If they knew what you were thinking,

       D              B7
They’d run you out of Lincoln

     E                A         D     B7
Just blame it on that ol’ crazy bone

    E         A                 D     B7
And everybody in that ol’ folks home

      E                A         D
Yeah, blame it on that ol’ crazy bone.