John Hiatt – Since His Penis Came Between Us (Guitar)
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[Intro]
Em7 D/F# G
Em7 D/F# G
G
[Verse 1]
G Em7 It was a wonderful world D/F# G The picture tube was bright G C G There was so much to do on a Saturday night G D/F# Plenty of talk during commercials Em7 Cadd9 Sometimes even popcorn in bed
[Verse 2]
G Em7 I've been a model provider D/F# G You must admit to that G C G A lovely rented bungalow, two terrific little cats G D/F# Is there something that I might have missed? Em7 Cadd9 You haven't heard a word I've said
[Chorus]
G C Since his penis came between us G C Dsus4 D Since his penis came between us
[Break]
Em7 D/F# G
G
Em7 D/F# G
[Verse 3]
G Em7 I don't mean to seem angry D/F# G But I'm a bit taken back G C G What did you say his name was? Oh my god, it's not Jack? G D/F# That scoundrel's gonna get a talkin' to Em7 Cadd9 tomorrow at the coffee machine
[Verse 4]
G Em7 It's always someone you know D/F# G In this case, my best friend G C G How could he do this to me? We just played golf last weekend G D/F# I've got news for Mr. So-and-so Em7 Cadd9 He won't be teeing off with me
[Chorus]
G C Since his penis came between us G C Dsus4 D Since his penis came between us
[Bridge]
Em Let's play a little game: G G/F# C Is it bigger than a bread-box? Or shorter than your maiden name? C Cmaj7/B Is it as high as an elephants eye? Am Is it like mounting some great white steed? Cadd9 Cmaj7 I mean this thing you have for him G D/F# This, shall we say, need?
[Verse 5]
G Em7 Let's turn off the lights, love D/F# G It's time for bed G C G Oh look, there's Johnny Carson, If you'd rather watch instead G D/F# I'm glad that we could have this little talk Em Goodnight, and pleasant dreams, my love
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