John Hiatt – Shredding The Document (Ukulele)

   C              G              Am
Oh what have you done with your life

   F           Am
Oh please dont tell me

   G           Am      F
Just shut up and go to work

   C           G
Cause youre interrupting me

   C      G         Am
I wont represent the US

   F             Am
In the summer olympics

   G          Am      F
My characters questionable

   C          G
My life is a broken record

   C           G       Am
Im shredding the document

   F           Am
Im keeping my mouth shut

   G           Am      F
Im running on radio silence

   C           G
Im letting the record speak

   C           G       Am
Im shredding the document

   F                Am
The switchboard is lighting up

   G           Am      F
Im not taking anymore calls

   C           G
Well maybe from Larry King

   C      G         Am
And I dont know who killed who

   F           Am
Im having a sex change

   G           Am      F
To a woman who loves too much

   C           G
My sisters a petty thief

   C        G       Am
I doctored the evidence

   F           Am
Yeah it was a cover up

   G            Am          F
I want to stay wrapped in my blanket

   C           G
And never get out of bed

  C         G     Am
All rumor and innuendo

  F        Am
An eagles reunion

  G           Am      F
The 20th centurys closing

  C           G
Its closing in on me

   C              G      Am
You know what my father said

   F               Am
Well Im not going to tell you

   G              Am      F
Some words that I try to live by

   C                   G
Its none of your goddamn business

   C           G       Am
Im shredding the document

   F                Am
The switchboard is lighting up

   G           Am      F
Im not taking anymore calls

   C             G
Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey