Joe Walsh – Waffle Stomp (Guitar)

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As recorded by Joe Walsh (Single release in 1982) [Intro] N.C. A F7 E7 A N.C. [Verse 1] N.C. The terminally bored
                            A E
Sit around with nothin' to do

A N.C.
They say work is hell

F7              E7         A7    A
Heaven knows it just ain't true
[Verse 2]
A
Well you can punch out your boss

A
Get fired from your job

   D
Collect unemployment

D
For your own enjoyment

A
Take out the trash

     B7
Come down with a rash

E7
Pick up disease
[Verse 3]
A
Have doughnuts and coffee

A
With Colonel Khadafi

D
Write a new novel

D
That's perfectly awful

A
Buy some new work boots

E                    A
Stomp on a waffle or two
[Bridge]
       D
Take a long overdue vacation

         G
Book yourself on a flight to the moon

     E7                         A
Volunteer for a brain operation

E7                                                  A
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
[Guitar Solo] A D E7 A [Verse 4]
A
Well you can jump off a roof

A
Pretend you can fly

D
Maybe you'll bounce

D
Maybe you'll die

A7
Maybe you'll splat

                   E7
And flap until that
[Verse 5]
              A
Well, you can practice your bongo

A
Go to the Congo

    D
Get lost on safari

D
Ask "Where the hell are we?"

A
Speak in Swahili

     E                          A
They tell me that a lot of them do
[Guitar Solo] A D A F7 E7 A7 [Verse 6]
A
Talk on the phone

A
Call up the coast

D
Call up collect

D
Dial direct

A7
Reverse the charges

                        E7
If they accept, they're home
[Verse 7]
            A
Or, you can go overseas

A
Speak Japanese

D
Buy a new Sony

     A
They make great TV's

A
Do the Watusi

E7                  A
Watch "I Love Lucy" too
[Interlude] A D G E A N.C. [Outro]
    E                                                 A
But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do

A
Well, well, well, well, well, well

E7                                                 E  E7  A
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do