Jimmy Buffett – The Christian (Guitar)

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It's a hell of a time to be thinking about heaven,

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didn't you forget the golden rule.

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You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor,

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but he's a little smart for you to fool.

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You complain how you forgets the gospel,

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you remind them seek and you shall   find.

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Maybe youth will have a time for seeking

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after they clean up what you left behind

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It's a hell of a time to be thinking about heaven,

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didn't you forget the golden rule.

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You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor,

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but he's a little smart for you to fool.

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You were right there when the plate was passed last Sunday,

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that's the second time you've been to church all   year.

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Could you really call yourself a christian

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if charity cost half as much as beer?

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Hey !

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You pray a little more as you grow older,

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you get religion as your hair turns   gray.

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But you don't need to worry about hereafter,

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just worry what you're going to do today.

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'Cause it's a hell of a time to be thinking about heaven,

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didn't you forget the golden rule.

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You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor,

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but he's a little smart for you to fool.

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Yes, my friend, I think you've blown your cool.