Jimmy Buffett – Please Take Your Drunken 15 Year Old Girlfriend Home (Guitar)

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Please take your girlfriend home

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She's only fifteen, shouldn't be back here alone

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I'm horny and my mind begins to roam

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So please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend home

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She found mama's quaalude 'script

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Took a few just right before the show (oh oh oh)

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She is no beer drinker

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She used the bathroom fifteen times I know

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Her overtures were rather crude

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Her boyfriend he was more than rude to me (he he he)

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I'm twenty-eight and I don't date

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I can still meet fancy women just for free

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So please take your girlfriend home

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She's only fifteen, shouldn't be back here alone

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I'm horny and my mouth begins to foam

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So please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend home (get her outta here)

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She said our show was rather dull

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She liked Jethro Tull more than she liked us (ah ha ha)

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She said a cab cost twenty bucks

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I gave her thirty cents to ride the bus

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When she hit me with a light

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Something with which I could not agree (he he he)

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When she said she dug the harmonica player

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A whole lot more than she really dug me

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So please take your girlfriend home

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She's only fifteen, shouldn't be back here alone

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Take her to go see the Rolling Stones

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And please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend home

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Yeah, please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend home