Jimmy Buffett – Math Suks (Guitar)

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Jimmy Buffet - Math Suks Tabbed by: http://www.andreasvockrodt.de [Intro] C G F C G F [Verse]
G                               C
If necessity is the mother of invention

         G                                 C
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this

    F                             C
The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension

  G
A regular algebraic bliss.

                                        C
Let's start with something simple, like one and one ain't three

    G                                C
Any two plus two will never get you five.

        F                               C
There's fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal why

       G           F              C
But my homework is bound to multiply.
[Chorus]
     F         C
Math suks math suks

    G                             F                  C
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much.

     F         C
Math suks math suks

    Am                 G                 F
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much

         C   G F
But math suks.
[Verse 2]
G                                  C
I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV.

    G                               C
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth.

          F
Then they asked the new Miss America

                 C
Hey babe can you add up all those bucks?

           G                  F
She looked puzzled, then just said

      C
"Math Suks".
[Chorus 2]
     F         C
Math suks math suks

          G
You don't even have to spell it,

        F             C
All you have to do is yell it

     F         C
Math suks math suks

    Am                 G                 F
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much

         C   G
But math suks.
[Bridge]
  Am                          Em
Geometry, trigonometry and if that don't tax your brain

          F                    G
There are numbers to big to be named

   Am                    Em
Numerical precision is a science with a mission

      F                          G
And I think it's gonna drive me insane.
[Solo] C G G C C G Fm C G F [Verse 3]
G                                             C
Parents fighting with their children, and the Congress can't agree

G                                   C
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly.

F                         C
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers

G                   F       C
Quacking like those Peabody ducks.
[Chorus 3]
     F         C
Math suks math suks

          G
You don't even have to spell it,

        F             C
All you have to do is yell it

     F         C
Math suks math suks

    Am                 G                 F
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much

         C     Bb C Bb C Bb C
But math suks.