Jimmy Buffett – Fish Porn (Guitar)

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Fish porn, fish porn on his brain

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From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine

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Gil's got a weird incurable disorder

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He can't go a day without gettin' on the water

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Fish porn, fish porn

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That's the diagnosis

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His childhood dream was to be a great magician

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Disappear into thin air and become an apparition

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He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea

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Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite

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Don't let him swim with the fishes

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Like Luca Brasi

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Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses

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But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious

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Before too long, she's a woman on a mission

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She wants to know, is he really gone fishin'?

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Fish porn, fish porn

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Early psychosis

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Spoonin' for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo

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Watch out for the bull sharks circlin' you

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Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin' with the whale

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And watch out for the men tellin' big fish tales

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Fish porn, fish porn

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Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot

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With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot

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She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks

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No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix

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Splish splash, mad dash

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Gil's girl's gonna save the day

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Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin' like an Irish Setter

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As she proceeded with her master plan

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To make 'em both feel better

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Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bendin'

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Everybody loves a happy ending

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Fish porn, fish porn

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It was a happy ending

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Fish porn, fish porn

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It was the remedy

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Fish porn, fish porn

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Everybody's going out to sea

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Catch somethin' for me

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Fish porn, fish porn

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It was a happy ending

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Fish porn, fish porn

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Fish porn, fish porn

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Fish porn, fish porn