Jim Croce – Ball Of Kerrymuir (Guitar)

C
Four and twenty virgins

     G           C
Come down from Inverness.

C
When the ball was over

           D	              G
There were four and twenty less.

        F
Singin' Balls to your partner,

     C               F
Your ass against the wall.

C	
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,

G                        C
You've never been had at all.

C

There was doin' in the parlour,

          G            C
There was doin' on the stones.

    C
You couldn't hear the music

        D                G              
For the wheezin' and the groans.

        F
Singin' Balls to your partner,

     C               F
Your ass against the wall.

C	
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,

G                        C
You've never been had at all.

C
The undertaker, he was there,

    G               C  
All wrapped up in a shroud,

C
Swingin' from the chandelier,

    D             G
And peein' on the crowd.

        F
Singin' Balls to your partner,

     C               F
Your ass against the wall.

C	
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,

G                        C
You've never been had at all.

C
The village cripple, he was there,

    G              C 
But he couldn't do much.

      C
So he lined the ladies against the wall

    D                G
And did 'em with his crutch.

        F
Singin' Balls to your partner,

     C               F
Your ass against the wall.

C	
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,

G                        C
You've never been had at all.

C                   
Miss Molly McFearson

    G               C
Was standin' way up front,

          C
With some posies in her hand,

                     G
And a carrot up 'er…

        F
Singin' Balls to your partner,

     C               F
Your ass against the wall.

C	
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,

G                        C
You've never been had at all.

C
The village postman, he was there,

           G                C
Though the poor lad had the pox.

   C
He couldn't do the lassies,

      D             G
So he did the letterbox.

        F
Singin' Balls to your partner,

     C               F
Your ass against the wall.

C	
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,

G                        C
You've never been had at all.

C
The village magician, he was there,

   G             C
He gave us all a laugh.

   C
He pulled his foreskin over his head,

    D               G
And vanished up his ass.

        F
Singin' Balls to your partner,

     C               F
Your ass against the wall.

C	
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,

G                        C
You've never been had at all.