Jethro Tull – Only Solitaire (Guitar)

G                               D              G  
Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary  

                                             D  
winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines  

                                 D  
the critics falling over to tell themselves he's  

G                                       D  
 boring and really not an awful lot of fun.  

       C                               D  
Well who the hell can he be when he's never had V.D.,  

G                                  A  
and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?  

       D  
    he must be very cunning  

                 G  
to assume an air of dignity  

      B       E          A             B  
and bless us all with his oratory prowess,  

        E            A            E              B  
his lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air.  

        E            A  
And every night his act's the same  

       E            C                      Am  
and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing