Jesse Welles – Weed (Guitar)

                   C
Well there's three things to know about weed

         D
Or is it two things to know about pot

       G                G7
One is bad for your memory

        D                   C
And the other one I plum forgot

C
Weed's gonna make you a dumbass

         D
But it's gonna feel pretty profound

                     G
You'll learn to say "honey I can't"

          G7
And "baby it's just a plant"

          F                       C
While yer stoned as a bone on the ground

            F
It's just a plant

F
Like poppies and sugar cane

C                               A7
Coca and some science make some good cocaine

                    D
I ain't crazy about doctors

D
And this is just a song

        G                           G7
But the self administration of your favorite bong

G7
Probably ain't what you need to keep a carrying on

F
Weed aint the devil

    Fm
But weed aint a saint

     C               G           C
It's all pretty good till it aint

G
Whoa

C
Weed's gonna make you a dumbass

D7
Banging yer head like a gong

         G
Dabs and shatter and wax

G
And they call it relaxing

                       F
Staring out the window for the cops

C
And ya can't get addicted

F
The command is in your hands

            C
Then quit tomorrow forever

          A7
And if ya won't then ya can't

        D
I ain't tryna be mean

D
Or make ya feel bad

            G
It's just a lie that you're told

       G7
That I don't understand

F
Weed aint the devil

    Fm
But weed aint a saint

     C               G           C
It's all pretty good till it aint

G
Whoa

C
Weed's gonna make you a dumbass

        D
But you shouldn't be doing time

          G
Drugs are bad mmmkay

              G7
You know they get in the way

             F
Of being yourself

               C    G C
And that's the crime