Jesse Welles – Walmart (Guitar)

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SONG: WALMART ARTIST: JESSE WELLES TAB BY: DON CZARSKI EMAIL: [email protected] [Intro] NONE [Verse]
         C
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette
On a cart of Keystone beer
       D7
I was eyeing art supplies
Some dude named Tanner called me queer
          G       G7
I do not wanna go

                C
To Walmart today
[Verse]
C
I saw a woman, standin', hummin'
To the tune of Delta Dawn
      D7
On a dead battery scooter
With just pajamas on
          G       G7
I do not wanna go

              C
To Walmart today
[Chorus]
              F
To Walmart today
Or tomorrow Or the day after that
      C
Don't go misunderstand me for some
Pinko commie rat
   D7
I hold close the belief
Rising waters raises ships
         G           G7
But was burying the living
Good ole Sammy's dying wish [Verse]
         C
I saw a 104 year old woman
Bolted to a register countin' change
     D7
Her manager was ten years old
With a smart phone for a brain
         G        G7
I saw a family of 33
Red headed, boilin' over
          C                D7
Pick the clearance aisle apart

           F               G       G7
Like some buzzards on the shoulder
[Chorus]
                               F
I don't wanna go to Walmart today
Or tomorrow Or the day after that
          C
It's a mirage in a desert of bullshit
They created That's a fact
  D7
I also do believe to the victor
Goes the prize
        G               G7
But to keep a good man down
Is just a something I despise [Verse]
         C
I saw a serpent in the produce
Hissin', coiled talkin' smack
        D7
He was talkin' about prices
Some shit about rollin' back
          G       G7
I do not wanna go

              C
To Walmart today
[Verse]
 C
This just in
A 5 News Forecast 'Dusting of snow'
        D7
I need eggs and bread and milk
Like I need another hole
          G       G7
I do not wanna go

              C
To Walmart today
[Chorus]
              F
To Walmart today
Or tomorrow Or the day after that
      C
Don't go misunderstand me for some
Pinko commie rat
   D7
I hold close the belief
Rising waters raises ships
         G           G7
But was burying the living
Good ole Sammy's dying wish Yee Haw ! [Outro] C C D7 D7 G G7 C C