Jesse Welles – Venezuela (Guitar)

Riffs for the A, E and D parts:
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A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-4-2-2-2-4-2-|------------------|
E|-----------------|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|------------------|

 A                                E
2500 miles away from the American border

                                                       A
There's a boat humming along with a 100 miles worth of gas

              D
It's got some fishermen out there in it

               A                  F#7
Little do they know but here in a minute

           B7                          E                     A
They'll be sunk down to the bottom and dead from an American blast

A                                                  E
Now our infallible intelligence knows a whole lot about them

                                                             A
See, these are narco terrorists with drugs strapped to their back

              D                              A                     F#7
Now, it's the same intelligence that had the perfect wisdom in the real good sense

                B7                 E                   A
To know there's weapons of mass destruction hidden in Iraq.

              E                                A
Well, if your leader is a fugitive of American justice

            E                                       A
And if your people need a liberation from their own soil

            D                        A
If you're a threat to our national security

            E                             A
Well, we're probably just in need of your oil

A
How much fentanyl does Venezuela make?

E
Well, Johnny, that's about 0%

E
See, China ships the precursors into Mexico

N.C.                                                                              A
They mix them in a lab, then they press them into pills and ship them up to Uncle Sam

A
Oh, well then, how much cocaine does Venezuela produce?

E
Well, Johnny, that's a goose egg, too.

E
But don't you worry your little head,

E
Cuz they're all just going to be like dead.

D
Some call it murder.

D
Some call it justice.

        A                      F#7
You can call it whatever you like,

             B7
But dry your lipro tears cuz you know around here

          E
We call a presidentially authorized lethal kinetic strike.

            E
Well, if it looks like al-Qaeda and smells like ISIS,

E
You're headed down the road for a refugee crisis.

               A                                           E
Well, they can dangle the Nobel carrot out in front of the mule,

                                                       A
But I guess it wasn't orange enough to really pull the cart.

         D
Pete and Marco, come out of the closet

               A                     F#7
And say you're coming on in for that oil deposit.

    B7                   E                          A
The only war you'll ever end is the one you start.