Jesse Welles – Tylenol (Guitar)

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Back in April, RFK went on the TV.

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He said a lot of stuff could use my fixing.

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If you'll remember, he said by September

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He would get down to the bottom of autism.

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Well, the days tick by and the time arrived

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And he didn't have much to show.

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He's getting pretty stressed until he looked into his desk

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And found a bottle of Tylenol.

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Tylen-all, our problems start with Tylenol.

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I'm so glad we found the one and only cause of it all.

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Who needs evidence when your pal's the president

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And you're standing with the great Wizard of Oz-Mahahaha

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Tylen-all our problems stem from acetaminophen.

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Though give me credit where it counts at least I managed to pronounce.

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Well, there's problems in the cabinet, problems in the purse,

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A fever kills a baby, but the Tylenol's worse.

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It ain't the pesticides, the processed foods or pollution seeping in.

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And it wouldn't simply couldn't never ever be the men.

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What's this strange preoccupation neurody divergent fixation?

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What exactly are they striking out to fix?

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If the people aren't convinced with your hateful rhetoric,

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Perhaps the malady resides with all you dicks.

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Tylen-all, our problems start with Tylenol.

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I'm so glad they found the one and only cause of it all.

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Who needs evidence when your pal's the president

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And you're standing with the great Wizard of Oz-Mahahaha