Jesse Welles – Trump Trailers (Guitar)

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As recorded by Jesse Welles (From the 2024 Album HELLS WELLES) [Intro] C [Verse 1]

C
If Trump was born in the trailer park

            F                                            C
He'd have a big ole dog with a big ole bark and a little bite

             G
And a single-wide

         C                     F
And he'd tell everybody it's a double

            C              G
He'd have a Stormy Daniels shelter

              F                 C
In case them 'nados caused some trouble

[Verse 2]

C
If Trump was born in the trailer park

               F
He'd drive his daddy's old Trans-Am

F
Say he earned it with hard work

                C           G
But he'd have a Chevy up on blocks

          C                     F
Bragging about how he had a big engine

            C              G
He'd wear a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt

         F            C
But he'd pray to Tony Stеwart

[Guitar Solo] C F C G C F C G F C [Verse 3]

C
If Trump was born in the trailer park

          F
He'd sеll all his neighbors meth

F
And they pissed him off, he'd narc

          C                   G
And if anybody called him a wussy

                        C               F
Well, he'd reach up and grab 'em by the neck

C                G                      F           C
Tell 'em all to "hush," and write 'em a fat, bouncy check

[Verse 4]

C
If Trump was born in the trailer park

           F
Well, he'd run for supervisor

F
All because some silly remarks

                  C                G
And he'd lose the vote, not give a damn

             C                           F
Run over the ballot with his dad's Trans-Am

C            G           F       C
If Trump was born in the trailer park