Jesse Welles – Happy Thanksgiving (Guitar)

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As recorded by Jesse Welles (2024 release) [Chorus]

            G
Happy thanksgivin

     A
Shut up

         C              G
Quit yer whinin big snowflake

G
Happy thanksgivin

     A
Shut up

        C              G
Eat the pie you didn't bake

[Verse 1]

                       C
Let me tell ya back in my day

C
In the good ole days

        G
We said yessir

    E7
And no ma'am

            A7
Happy thanksgivin

A7
Yer welcome

         D7    N.C.
Shut yer mouth when you're eating my ham

[Chorus]

            G
Happy thanksgivin

     A
Shut up

             C                      G
Our founding fathers woulda been disgraced

G
Yer callin uber a job

                      A
This nation's under a god

      C                    G
Jesus Mary Joseph and John Wayne

[Verse 2]

                       C
Ya know we heard about Matt Gaetz

C
We wish him well

             G             E7
But the only cabinet of concern

       A      N.C.
Is the liquor we'll hit later

N.C. Maybe after the taters

              D7
Just don't go tellin aunt Lavern

[Chorus]

            G
Happy thanksgivin

                  A7
I told ya there's aliens

       C                       G
I aint got no money for you to borrow

G
It's turkey day

                       A7
Watch the game and the big parade

        C           G
We'll invade Iran tomorrow

            C
Happy thanksgivin

C
Eat yer corn

         G                  E7
Quit yer bitchin about the Ukraine

            A7
Happy thanksgivin

A7
Shut up

      D7    N.C.
All's quiet on the western brain

            G    C G
Happy thanksgivin