Jesse Welles – God Abraham And Xanax (Guitar)

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SONG: GOD, ABRAHAM AND XANAX ARTIST: JESSE WELLES TAB BY: DON CZARSKI EMAIL: [email protected] [Intro] NONE [Verse]
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God said unto Abraham "Take this Xanax bar
Don't talk no more about all of the war and the cancer going on"
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Next day, Abe thought he'd bring it up at the local town hall

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He said that the air's hard to breathe
And the water ain't clean They said "We're forwarding your call"
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He was on hold for three days straight
When Jesus picked up the line
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He said "Don't question the guns
And if you wanna have fun Just be grateful that I'm on your side"
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God made the planet
Man made the Xanax Elon, get Mars ready Saddle that 'a big ass starship wagon 'Cause the bars are too damn heavy
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Jesus said, "I got a friend at Pfizer
He helped my buddy Jordan Peterson We'll get it in quick, and we'll get you a 'script You're gonna love the Diazepam"
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Jesus asked him when the head wound happened
He said, "It was somewhere between
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A four year degree
And a-wondering if Iraq had WMD's
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Abraham prayed up to the Lord that night
He said, "Lord what am I to do?
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All the bushes are burned and the money's been earned
And the interest rates are through the roof"
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God made the planet
Man made the Xanax Elon, get Mars ready Saddle that 'a big ass starship wagon 'Cause the bars are too damn heavy Alright [Instrumental] D7 D7 [Verse]
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God sent an e-mail in the mornin'
When Abraham was all alone Yeah, it buzzed so hard, like to scared him to death He thought it was a Houthi drone
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Thus, the Lord e-mailed them to Abraham
"Go see your PCP
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I know that insurance is high, but so am I
And you know that you can trust Me
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When you're done downloadin' my new app

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Mmm, and go see my therapist

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You're gonna be fine
N.C. Take yourself a double SRI" Abe said, "God, if You insist!"
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God made the planet
Man made the Xanax Elon, get Mars ready Saddle that 'a big ass starship wagon 'Cause the bars are too damn heavy [Verse]
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Abraham went down to the vape shop
While Jesus was restiin' his bones He got a Very Berry flavor and it gave him a cough But it was better than a feelin' alone
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When he got home he decided
To give that new app a look Now Abraham
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learned to dance and shakin' his ass
But he forgot how to read a book
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Abraham prayed up to the Lord that night
N.C He said, " Lord is P Diddy in trouble?"
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God said, "You're getting it son
And that's a good direction Let's get that dose to a double"
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God made the planet
Man made the Xanax Elon, get Mars ready Saddle that 'a big ass starship wagon 'Cause the bars are too damn heavy Alright [Outro] D7