Jesse Welles – Dumber (Guitar)

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SONG: DUMBER ARTIST: JESSE WELLES TAB BY: DON CZARSKI EMAIL: [email protected] [Intro] NONE [Verse]
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Just the other day

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I was pumping gasoline

            C
When I was ready to go
I ripped the whole damn hose
E7
Out of that pump machine

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Later when the cop pulled me over

 C
Halfway across the state

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He asked me why I was speeding
Where I needed to be
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I said nowhere and I'm running late

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I hope this feeling lasts all winter

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I hope it lasts on into the summer

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It can rain and it can storm babe

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It can lightnin' and it can thunder
[Chorus]
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I ain't ever felt better

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And I ain't never been Dumber
[Verse]
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Later I was feeling hungry

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So I went down to the nail salon

            C
They got a little chubby statue that's always got fruit

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I took an apple and I was gone

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Them ladies are always so upset

            C
It must be hard working on toes

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I keep mine clean and the webs in between

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Help me float down the river you know

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Some days life's a big old toilet

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And I'm just a real good plumber

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It may be hard as the dickens outside

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But I'm cooler than a big cucumber
[Chorus]
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I ain't never felt better

    Fm                  C       G   G7
And I ain't never been Dumber
[Instrumental/Harmonica] C E7 C E7 F G C C [Verse]
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Later I was feeling lonely

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But I didn't really wanna talk

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So I went down to the morgue
And laid down on a board
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'Cause nobody wanted to walk

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And in the morning I went to church

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And they handed me a plate of cash

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I took a buck or two
They kicked me out of the pew
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Hell, even Jesus wants to kick my ass

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If indeed it's a dream I'm in

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Don't wake me from my slumber

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And if you ever wanna feel a little better

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Feel like life is a less of a bummer

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It's in your best interest

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I suggest you get Dumber
[Outro]
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Hmm mm mm