Jesse Welles – Domestic Error (Guitar)

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As recorded by Jesse Welles (2025 release) [Verse 1]
         A7
I didn't know the world was ending

A7
I didn't know God's wrath was next

A7
I never seen that many trolls down a rabbit hole

A7
Until I went and logged into X

         D7
I as the man what to do with my fingers

D7
And the man didn't disappoint

             A7
He said I'll tell you a story

A7
Look at that Minority and point point point

    G                               D7
If peace ain't turning a profit and love ain't making a buck

         A7
It takes two to tango

A7                                                    C G
If they need a bad guy the man's going to make one up
[Harmonica Solo] A7 C G A7 [Verse 2]
A7
Man tamed down the horse, in that he saw no error

A7
So he did the chickens and pigs and the cows

A7
And then he domesticated terror

        D7
And the snowball kept 'a rolling

D7
And we can't seem to get it to stop

               A7
They're trying law and order insecuring the border

A7
But our own field grows the crop

     G
If I ever want to see that flag up high

          D7                           
I'm gonna have to cut the pole in half

      A7
Cause most of our lives, most of the time 

                                  C G
It's been flying down at half mast
[Harmonica Solo] A7 C G A7 [Verse 3]
A7
Whoa hotels casinos and spaceships

A7
Teslas and tunnels are fine

A7
Folks getting too close to that big White House

A7
And they lose their goddamn mind
[Harmonica Solo] D7 A7 [Verse 4]
A7
Then the Navy seal came to me

A7
He said boy I'm gonna tell you the news

A7
I said aren't you CIA

A7
He said I used to, I used to but I still do too

                   D7
Then we chewed our creatine gummies

D7
And I wondered if he was lying

       A7
I said what do you know about Vegas

A7
He said what do you know about dying

             G
He said it's gonna be a bloody '25

                D7
He said there's gonna be some loss of life

                 A7
He gave me a one time code for 10%

                                     C G
Off Blue Chews and collagen peptides
[Harmonica Solo] A7 C G A7 [Verse 5]
A7
Then a man in a big white hat came

A7
He said buddy I'm gonna fix it

A7
You're gonna sleep good at night

A7
Keep all your rights

A7
He was buttering up my biscuits

        D7
He said life is like a box of chocolates

D7
But you should really only eat meat

         A7
I said I had my doubts but the man had gout

A7
And that was more than I could say from me

   G
He sent me a PDF

       D7
I said check the box down here

            Em   N.C.
There was a user agreement but I didn't read it now
N.C. He's listening through my ears [Harmonica Solo] A7 C G A7 [Verse 6]
A7
Hotels casinos and spaceships

A7
Teslas and tunnels are fine

A7
Folks get too close to the big White House

A7
And they lose their goddamn mind
[Outro] D7 A7 C G A7