Jesse Welles – Cancer (Guitar)

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SONG: CANCER ARTIST: JESSE WELLES TAB BY: DON CZARSKI EMAIL: [email protected] [Intro] C C C C [Verse]
                  C
Cancer's getting meaner

                         G
And it ain't never been fun

                                 F
Supposed to get you when you're old

                                 C
And now it gets you when you're young

                         C
Cancer's always been depressing

                     G
Cancer's never been pleasant

                         F
It don't care if you're royal

                        C
Don't care if you're a peasant
N.C. Well then what causes it [Chorus]
                F
Everything you ate

                      C
The sleep you didn't get

                  G
Your job and the air

                        C
And the water and your bed

             F
The sun and red meat

                       C
All the fishes in the sea
They're all a bunch of cantankerous
 G                 F          C
Cancer-causin' carcenogenic SOB's
[Verse]
                 C
It's like them apocalyptic folks

                   G   G7
Off the newer Mad Max

                  G
MonSanta Claus delivered

         F              C
All the cancer in your ass
[Chorus]
                          F
But it's from the purple ketchup

               C
The BPA's and microplastics

      G                   C
Just hope it don't go mistastic

                      F
It's meaner than the meanest

                C G/B Am
Meaner than the ru-u-mors

               C
It's your own personalized pan

 G              F            C
Pizza Hut home grown little tumor, take it
[Instrumental] F C G F C [Break]
C             F
It'll make an atheist plead with God

           C
Hard core bumper sticker christian give up

    G
MonSanta Claus is a checking his list

         F                   C
And the cancer don't give a fuck
[Instrumental] F C G F C [Verse]
               C
Cancer of the head

                      G
Shoulders, knees and toes

                  G7                   G
I wish I had the patent on the cancer screenin'

          F               C
I'd be a printin' cancer dough

              C
Cancer is as lucrative

                 G
A business as a war

           G7
So if you ain't expectin' peace

      F
Then why expect a cure

     C
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