Jesse Welles – Amazon Santa Claus (Guitar)

            C
He lost his rosy cheeks

C
And his big ole belly

          F
He's been livin on a yacht

           D7
He's kinda sweaty and smelly

C                     A
Mrs Claus left in the 90s

            D
And Rudolfs gone

G                 C
Santa Claus is Amazon

            C
He left the north pole

C
He said its too damn cold

C
He went where wages were cheap

C
And the taxes are low

          F
And if ya saw his list

F
It'd make ya kinda nervous

 C    N.C.
Alexa send my data

         G
It ain't all cookies and milk

    F
The mans got ambition

          C      N.C.
He's been stirin up the cocoa

         C
With the federal trade commision

        C
He been bustin up unions

C
Trading elves for slaves

C
Makin mountains of trash

C
Dumps out in the bay

           F
Dancer and Prancer and

F
Donner and Blitzen

           C        N.C.
Are all on reindeer unemployment

          G
He traded in the sleigh

      F
For a big blue van

          C
Its gotta logo on the side

          G7
Like some funky banana

           C
He cut his big white beard

C
And quit being jolly

          F
He's been deckin the halls

              D
With somethin different than holly

              C
He bought the washington post

                A7
And still can't get good press

D            G7      C      A7
Santa Claus' name is Jeff alright

D              G7 C
Santa Claus is Amazon