Jack White – Sixteen Saltines (Ukulele)

E         G          A        B
She's got stickers on her locker

E         G          A        B
And the boy's number's there in magic marker

E         G          A        B
I'm hungry and the hunger will linger

              C                    D
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

E         G          A        B
Well every morning I deliver the news

E         G          A        B
Black hat white shoes and I'm red allover

E         G          A        B
She's got a big mailbox that she puts up front

              C                    D
Garbage in garbage out she's getting what she wants

E          G          A        B
Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who

E          G           A        B
If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do

E          G           A        B
But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else

              C                    D
Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

E         G          A        B
Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat

E         G          A        B
Jumpin' and waving I'm talking and laughing as we float

E         G          A        B
I hear a whistle that's how I know she's home

              C                    D
Lipstick eyelash broke mirror broken home

E         G          A        B
Force fed force mixed 'till I drop dead

E         G          A        B
You can't defeat her when you meet her you'll be what I said

E         G          A        B
And Lord knows there's a method to her madness

              C                    D
Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness

E           G         A         B
She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few

E           G          A        B
I'm sure she's drinkin two but wondering what for and who

E           G           A       B
And I'm solo rollin' I'm one side off the boat

              C                    D
Looking out throwing up a lifesaver down my throat

              ( E - G - A - B ) 3x
3x Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who