Jack Stauber – My Plea (Guitar)

                 Fmaj7
Hey! It's been a long time

                          C
Since I've seen your name online

            Fmaj7
AIM is in a decline

                       C
Think we need a little rewind

                      Fmaj7
Drop out and learn to bartend

                                                      C
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when (when!)

                        Fmaj7
Call up your mom on the payphone, 50 cents go:

C                                                              Dm7
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!

                           F
(Hello?) I'm not trying to bug you babe

               Dm7
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)

      Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)

          Dm7
But I got mugged today

      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Fmaj7            C        Fmaj7   C
      Snickers...  100 Grand...    Almond Joy...

Fmaj7           C        Fmaj7  C
     Kit Kat... Crunch...

                      Fmaj7
You would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad

       C
He was eating so he didn't pick up

           Fmaj7
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says:

 C
"Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!"

Fmaj7
   Think of joining the army

          C
Sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby!

Fmaj7
  Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string:

C                                                                         Dm7
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (Get out!), ding, ding, di-ing!

                  F
I'm not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)

               Dm7
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)

      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (No, no!)

              Dm7
But I did get mugged today

      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)

Dm7                 F
  I'm not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)

               Dm7
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)

      Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)

               Dm7
But I just got mugged today

      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)