Hayes Carll – Kmag Yoyo (Guitar)

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      E
Well, daddy joined the Air Force, said it was a good source

Danger, love, and money, but it only led to divorce Ended up in Abilene, working at a Dairy Queen Put me in the Army on the day that I turned seventeen

A
Here I am standin' in the desert with a gun

Thought of going AWOL but I'm too 'fraid to run

     E
So I got myself a new plan, stealin' from the Taliban

Make a little money turning poppies into heroin

B7
Sergeant didn't like it so they put me in a hole

  D7
I said, "It's easy shootin' when they don't know where to go"

E
Threw me on a lily pad, sent me home to NORAD

I knew I'd be in trouble but I didn't think it’d be this bad

E
Stranger wearin' all black, met me on the tarmac

Told him I was sorry but I ain't ever going back He said, “You ain't in trouble son, learn to fight without a gun Got a new assignment now, you're working for the Pentagon”

A
Gonna take a trip, wouldn't tell me what it's for

Gotta serve your country, gonna help us win the war

E
M.I.T. Ph.D.'s, night & day, they're testing me

Ain't what I was thinking but I'm bein' all that I can be

B7
  I ain't no genius but I knew it wasn't right

       D7
Eating uppers in the morning and LSD at night

E
Send me off to deep space, help 'em win the arms race

Hola mi, oh mighty, but this shit has got a funny taste [SOLO]

  E
I think I hear the countdown, hundred feet above the ground

Told me when I'm leavin' but a-nothing 'bout a-coming down Sittin' on a bad dream, thousand pounds of gasoline Ain't leavin' nothing but some rubble and my slipstream

A
Mama always said I should be aimin' for the moon

Never would've guessed that I'd be passin' by soon

E
How the hell'd I get here? Blastin' through the atmosphere

Drop the rocket boosters and I'm shiftin' into high gear

B7
Bowie on the system and a bottle on my knee

D7
Armstrong ain't got nothing on me

E
Hey ho, here we go, KMAG YOYO

Someone wanna get me, gotta come up where the sun don't go [SOLO]

  E
I think I see a bright light, something 'bout it ain't right

I laid down in a spaceship, woke up in a firefight Trippin' from the morphine, came down in a bad scene God, don't let me die here, I ain't even nineteen

A
  I won't ever ask you, Lord, for anything again

I'll swear it on the Bible, Torah, Koran

E
Lyin' in a rhino track 'bout to have a heart attack

I.E.D. got to me, someone call the Medevac

B7
  I need some fixin' after where it is I've been

D7
Never wanna go and try and shoot a gun again

E
Slippin' out the back door, gonna join the Peace Corps

Tell me I'm a hero now so someone else can fight this war Note: To play the D7, just slide your B7 up three frets. B7: x 2 1 2 0 2 D7: x 5 4 5 x 5