Harry Nilsson – She Sits Down On Me (Guitar)

Capo 3
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Chords

[Verse I]
G                 A7           G         D     D7
Now listen to my story boys I need your sympathy

     G           A7             D                D
The tatooed lady in the circus fell in love with me

     C                               G        E7
And just to prove her love sweet as Canned tardy

    A7               D             D7
She had my picture tatooed on her body
[Verse 2]
             G              A7              D     D7
She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder

            G                A7            D
And on her back she has the sunset of the west

C                                    G               A7
Right beside her dimpled knee was a great big apple tree

         A7                          D   D7
And the pyramids look lovely on her chest

          G                  A7             D
When she decided that she'd like to add my picture

            G               A7              D
She simply couldn't find a vacant spot you see
[Chorus]
        C                          G             E7
So she tatooed my poor face, in a most peculier place

          A7            D               G  A7  D  G  A7  D
Now when ever she sits down she sits on me
[Verse 3]
           G              A7             D  D7
She has a small gardenia tatooed on her elbow

            G               A7              D
And on her hip she has the lovely Queen of May

     C                                       G               E7
And right beneath her shapely spine if you saw that pal of mine

              A7                     D      D7
Or you could see the famous road to Mandalay

             G            A7             D
She had two rusty hinges tatooed on her knee caps

                G                     A7                 D
They looked so real they squeek each time she bends her knee
[Chorus]
         C                                G               E7
But she fills me with disgrace when she tatooed my poor face

          A7            D               G  A7  D  G  A7  D
So when ever she sits down she sits on me
[Verse 4]
             G                 A7              D    D7
Now do you wonder why I'm looking sad and worried

       G                 A7             D
do you wonder why I'm feeling mighty low

     C                                          G                   E7
I'd like to take to take a chance and kick her right square in the pants

         A7            D             D7
But if I do I'll only kick myself I know

         G              A7             D
The only time that anyone can see my picture

             G            A7            D7
Is when that tatooed lady take a bath oh gee

       C                              G                E7
I get black and blue of course every time she rides a horse

        A7                D               G                E7
'Cause whenever she sits down she sits on me all night and day

      A7            D               G  D  G  C  G
when ever she sits down she sits on me