Harry Nilsson – Jesus Christ Youre Tall (Guitar)

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[Intro] G [Verse 1]
G
Jesus, I said Jesus,

                         D7
said Jesus Christ you're tall

      D7
I bet nobody, I bet nobody,

                                         G
I bet nobody wanted to dance with you at all

       G
I said Jesus, I said Jesus

                                          D7
there hardly ain't no one here for you at all

       D7
I said Jesus, I said Jesus,

                           G
I said Jesus Christ you're tall
[Verse 2]
         G
We could dribble our way down a courtship

                         D7
Get married for a little while

        D7
I would shoot a little love inside your basket, mama

                                   G
And in a little while we'll have a child

          G
He'd be a little boy, he'd be a little boy

                                      D7
But he'll get taller as the time goes by

          D7
He'd be a little boy, he'd be a little boy

                                          G
But pretty soon he'll hear the other boys cry   Because they're saying to him
[Verse 3]
G
Jesus, they'll say Jesus,

                                D7
they'll say Jesus Christ you're tall

      D7
I bet some day, at least some day

                        G
I hope he finds a basketball

           G
So maybe a big scout from a big town team

                                     D7
Will come and sign him to the meadow larks

         D7
And then someday, someday

                               G
he'll play as good as Van Dyke Parks
[Verse 4]
         G
He'll be famous, he'll get married,

                                  D7
He'll be happy with the girl next door

               D7
They'll have a little boy, they'll have a little boy

                                    G
but at birth he'll measure six foot four

G
Each generation as the time goes by

                                        D7
Will grow and grow until they reach the sky

            D7
And finally someday, I say someday,

                                     G
They'll bump into God and He'll say "Hi"
[Verse 5]
                G
Then He'll say, Jesus, Jesus look at 'em,

                      D7
Jesus Christ they are tall

D7
Jesus, just look at 'em, Jesus, hey,

                                     G
You guys want to play a little basketball?

G                                               D7
Da-da, da-da, da-da Da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da-da

D7                                              G
Da-da, da-da, da-da Da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da-da
[Verse 6]
G
  There'll be a court up in Heaven

                        D7
softer than the softest cloud

         D7
They can play all day, they can play all night,

                                  G
they can play as long as they can play

     G
Be a half-court game until the other boys show

                               D7
it'll be a full court game and then

          D7
Then it's over with your high score,

                         G
it'll be over and then "Amen"
[Verse 7]
    G
Hey Jesus, oh Jesus,

                   D7
Sweet Jesus Christ    you're tall

D7                                                G
No, no nobody, no, no nobody, no, no nobody basketball

G
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Jesus

                            D7
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Lord

       D7
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, with a hook shot, baby

                                       G
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, shoot that ball
[Verse 8]
       G
C'mon, Jesus let's sure play it, now

                            D7
You can play as long as you like

          D7
You're in Heaven, Now Heaven

                                 G
that's the Hell of it, baby, all night long

          G
All night long, all night long

                          D7
All night long, all night long

          D7
All night long, all night long

                                    G
All night long, all, all, all night long
[Outro] G D7 D7 G