Harley Poe – Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too (Guitar)

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I hate the way that I look in my own clothes, I wear my wife's when I go into town

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You think it's gross when I'm wearing her pantyhose, you call me sick and you call me a clown

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I think I may I think I might have human tonight. Don't come to me 'cause I'm coming to you

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I think I may I think I might have you for a bite, I'm gonna cook me up some human stew

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'Cause transvestites can be cannibals too, and I'll feel better after I eat you

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'Cause I hate people when they're not polite, and if you end up on my table then it serves you right!

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And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes

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I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows

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But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife

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I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife

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I hate the popular people, cause I ain't popular

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I'll eat these words tomorrow, cause I'm bipolar

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It's ok to be different, unless you're all by yourself

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You think you're so fuckin' special but you're just like everyone else

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I just don't understand the reason why I sin

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Why can't I be a bigger man and walk away when

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You tear me down and make me feel like I'm worth nothing

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But then again, I'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting

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And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes

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I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows

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But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife

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I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife

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So you don't like being tied up? Well, I don't like being me

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You're so shallow-minded, you think I'm only what you see

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Take me out of the herd and put me on display in front of your friends

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Not knowing this mistake could lead to your miserable end

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'Cause I'm rude, I'm ugly, I'm everything you hate

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And I'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate

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I don't care for your opinion, I don't want your point of view

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Tonight I'll have a feast with compliments to you

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And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes

    G                D               Em            C
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows

     G            D              Em           C
But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife

        G         D             Em             C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife