Harley Poe – The Hearse Song (Guitar)

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Dont ever laugh as a hearse goes by

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For you may be the next to die

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They wrap you up in a big white sheet

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From your head down to your feet

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They put you in a big black box

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And cover you up with dirt and rocks

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And all goes well for about a week

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And then your coffin begins to leak

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And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

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The worms play pinochle on your snout

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They eat your eyes, they eat your nose

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They eat the jelly between your toes

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A big green worm with rolling eyes

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Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes

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Your stomach turns a slimy green

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And puss comes out like whipping cream

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You spread it on a slice of bread

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And that's what you eat when you’re dead

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And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in

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The worms that crawl in are lean and thin

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The ones that crawl out are fat and stout

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Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out

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Your brain comes tumbling down your snout

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And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

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They crawl all over your dirty snout

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Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out

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Your brain turns to sauerkraut

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They invite their friends, and their friends too

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They all come down to chew on you

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And this is what it is to die

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I hope you had a nice goodbye

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Did you ever think as a hearse goes by

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That you might be the next to die

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And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay

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And that is the end of a perfect... day