Harley Poe – The Girl Had Syphillis (Ukulele)

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Well, you met her at a pool party

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You thought that she was hot

        C
Your head said yes, but your conscience told you

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that you better not

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But you didn't care

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'Cause you were thinkin' with your weenie

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You couldn't resist her

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in that little white bikini

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You didn't wear protection,

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She was just a one night stand

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You got her high and screwed her

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Never see her again

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You had your fun, but tell me

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Was it worth it?

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If you only knew

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Her dirty little secret

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah.

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She had syphilis and now you do too

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I bet you can guess how she gave it to you

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How many guys like you will she give it to?

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Well, that's just life and it serves you right

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So whatcha gonna do?

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Whatcha gonna do?