Harley Poe – Morons Idiots And Assholes (Guitar)

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Morons are sinking this ship

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We're on the way to being dead cuz there's a drop off straight ahead

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We sailed out unprepared, now they expect us all to float

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These morons are crashing this boat

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And idiots are breeding like flies

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These kids can't cross their "t's" and don't care to dot their "i's"

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Stupid people think that they should populate the Earth

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Well I hope they all have stillbirths

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And assholes are running this world

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They herd us up like sheep while writing laws for us to keep

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There's more idiots than assholes, but they'll never overcome

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Cuz idiots, are too fucking dumb

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And which word best describes you if you look deep into your soul

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Maybe your just like me

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A moron, an idiot, or an asshole

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Maybe you encompass all three

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But what's the difference between a moron and an idiot?

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There's no difference, we're pretty much the same

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But that should make it easier to define yourself

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Your probably just a dickhead with no brain

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And we're morons and idiots and we're assholes

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We've been fucking up this world since day 1

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The assholes call it progress, and the idiots just don't care

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And the morons are just having fun

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As we sink this shit down in the sea

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Well it's OK with me

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As long as we're all having fun

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As long as we're all having fun

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As long as we're all having fun